This is my very first blog entry, so be a sport and leave a comment, ok?
Health experts opine that once she hits her mid-20's, the average
U.S. woman can expect to put on about a pound of body weight per year.
I'm afraid they got those stats right in my case. Yup, that's me - 25
pounds in 25 years! But I am not a person who has struggled with weight
issues throughout my life, to be honest. I've stayed pretty active,
remained pretty slim, and ate pretty much whatever I wanted to for many
years. Then I turned forty. Fifty. Fifty-something, and....let's just say it's not
very pretty!
I confess to exaggerating just a tiny bit. I
am not as "svelte" as I'd like to be, but I'm clearly within the
healthy BMI (body mass index) range for my age and height. I exercise. I don't expect to look like I did in my mid-20's. Most of the
time, I just try and behave myself, nutritionally speaking, and I don't
sweat it. But in the last year and a half, I seem to be cruising
dangerously close to the outer realms of healthy weight. The weight
creep seems to have begun after a back injury in 2010 and picked up a little with the tornado that ripped through my state
(and my neighborhood) on April 27, 2011. That's another story entirely.
For
the first time in my life, I have a belly. A belly! On the plus side
of things, my pants stay up a lot better these days. You may be surprised to learn
that keeping pants up properly on one's waist is a struggle for slender
people. "I love these slacks, but the crotch falls to my
knees. If only I had a belly!". My friends who DO have life-long
struggles with their weight are now ready to slap me up-side my head.
"This is why we hate skinny people," they might say. "Why is it that
all you skinny people are the ones who watch 'The Biggest Loser' every
week? Give us a BREAK! You're not fat! You're....ridiculous!" Maybe.
But I don't like having a belly! At least not this much of one.
About three weeks ago, I decided it was time to "belly up" to some weight
loss efforts. Now I don't need to lose pounds by the double-digits, but I do have some clothes I would like to get back into without the aid of a shoe horn. I have friends who sell Vemma products, so I decided to give their Bod-e Burn product line a try. I'm actually taking their 12-week Bod-e Transformation Challenge. They show you how to eat, when to eat, (when to drink their product, of course) and they encourage you to exercise every day and be sure and drink more water than a camel. As an added bonus, a really perky fitness coach will encourage you by way of online video to "lose one for the zipper." Ok, not really, but I that's what I'd tell you, if it was up to me.
A few days ago I made a brief comment
on my FaceBook wall about the program. Oh my goodness, folks came
out of the woodwork to either comment or to find out a little more! Weight
loss is obviously a hot topic, whether you're a "boomer" like me or a younger person. I know, too, that trying to lose and then keep extra pounds off is a source of painful
frustration for many. So in the interest of the public good,
I'll let you know how I'm progressing. I'll post some brief
updates on my FB wall, and fill in a few more details in this blog. Do not expect to see any "before" shots of me posing in compression sports wear, however. It ain't gonna happen. No way Jose, Renee, Mel Torme, or whatever you call yourself.
And for this hot and muggy Tuesday afternoon, that's all she wrote.
Lynn
P.S. You
can read about Vemma's 12-Week Bod-e Transformation Challenge by copying this link and pasting into your browser:
http://vemma.com/?referrer=207433606
I think the Vemma products taste pretty good. The primary antioxidant ingredient in all their product is mangosteen. The fact that it's a liquid means that your little cells gets the nutrition faster - most of it actually goes into your body instead of the john. But if you don't like mango or orange flavor, you might not like Vemma.
Here's Dr. Oz talking about getting a "protein punch" in your diet. He's a fan of Vemma's Verve healthy energy drink:
http://www.doctoroz.com/videos/dr-ozs-protein-punch-day
I do hope it works out for you. I am also looking forward to a full report.
ReplyDeleteYour Favorite Cousin and Biggest Fan,
Little Virginia Lane
Thanks much, Cuz! Yes, I'll keep you posted.
DeleteWell, you must have gained the pooch since I last saw you, cuz I didn't see it on ya then.
ReplyDeleteHope you make great gains (?) in your strategy to lose the muffin top.
And good job on your first blog post! Can't wait for the next one!
Big hug,
Athena
Yes, there's a little more of me than there used to be. But it's not tragic - yet! Thanks for taking a moment to comment.
DeleteLynn
Hi Lynn, here's what I think of your blog. I really enjoyed it, but then I have always enjoyed you, your songs, your humor... Keep writing! I will read it. Just one thing: "one for the zipper"???. Well, until next time.
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Marty
Marty, that's a play on the famous Knute Rockne pep talk to his Notre Dame team to "win one for the Gipper." So, if I were giving a weight loss pep talk I would tell you to "lose one for the .... wait for it....ZIPPER!"
DeleteThanks for your comment!
Lynn
I Loved it! Well written, you just shine through! I'm looking forward to the next one!
ReplyDeleteHugs!
Linda
Thanks, Linda! Good to hear from you.
ReplyDeleteLynn
ROTFL!!! That's just what I needed to end this day.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight! And good mental health ...
Ah....laughter is good medicine, yes? Thanks for the comment, Y.R.E.
ReplyDeleteAnd a blessed g'night! Lynn
Lynn, first of all as a fellow baby boomer and a TCM fan I got the 'one for the zipper'. I love your humor and talent which works great in a blog. Creative title for your blog as well. As a blog reader and writer I look forward to reading and learning more about you, your experiences and really need more humor in my life right now. So thanks and as you fine-tune your blog (more play on words than reference to your blogging) I'll keep coming back. As someone who would like to be thinner by the next BRMCWC look forward to hearing about your diet progress. Hubby just had back surgery and we are vowing to get back on our diet and exercise. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Daphne! I appreciate the encouraging comment.
ReplyDeleteLynn
So excited that you are blogging, Lynn...and I'm looking forward to your future Vemma updates.
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